Facebook-Skype Integration!

And here it is Mark Zuckerberg's retaliation to Google+,

Video chat and group chat.

Good one Zuck, why not try to produce better add-ons rather than being the most popular person on Google+, but he is honestly the most popular person on it.

Now You Can Update Your Facebook Via A Banana

So you're tired of updating Facebook from your boring old computer or mobile device. Well now you can make it seem as if you're updating from anything. From a Gameboy to a Radiator.

Here's the Link.

Independence, Bitches!!

4th of July. What can I say, not a lot as I'm from Scotland but what I can say is I like what it stands for, independence from England.

So on behalf of the occasion I hope my American readers will enjoy this video

Derren Brown Eat Your Heart Out

This is a trick passed down from the generations of my family, from my great-great-great Grandfather, well at least that's what I think either that or I got it from the internet, it seems that the latter is more likely:

-Think of a whole number between 1 and 10,
-Times it by 9
-Add the two digits together (if you get a singular number count it as 01 for example)
-Minus 5
-1=a 2=b 3=c and so on
-Now think of a country beginning with that letter
-The last letter of the country, think of an animal beginning with that letter
-And the same for the last letter of that animal, think of a fruit beginning with that letter





You are now thinking of a Kangaroo eating an Orange in Denmark

If you didn't get that tell me what you got in the comment section.

Well Slap My Ass And Call Me Petunia

This young fellow here you may recognise as a certain 'Shaggy' from the television programme 'Scooby-Doo' but what you probably don't is that he has a real name, Norville Rogers, kind of makes you wonder why he was nick named Shaggy

The Matrix Now With More Pew-Pews

Ever wanted to watch The Matrix 'Lobby Scene' with a guys voice dubbed over the music and sound effects? Well today's your lucky day, as this video is exactly it. I must say I am impressed with it.

I Wish Life Was This Slow: Cymbal Hit At 1,000 Frames Per Second

We've all had experiences with high speed cameras, whether it be watching Myth Busters or searching slo-mo videos on YouTube.

This is one of those videos, it shows what a drum cymbal hit looks like in 1,000 frames per second, and trust me it's awesome. It's like some sort of hypnotic cymbal dance.

The guy who uploaded this video has more slo-mo stuff so check him out.

10 Days To Late: RIP Dunn

Incase you have been in a cave on Mars with your fingers in your ears for the past 10 days, you wouldn't have heard about the death of a Legend. Ryan Dunn died in a car crash on the 20th of June 2011. His body was identified from his tattoos and beard.

There has been a lot of controversy over Dunn's death, toxicology results show that he was driving under the influence, people are saying that he deserved to die because he was drink driving but I say, let's not remember him for the way he died, let's remember him for the good things he done.

RIP Dunn

So...

4 months is a pretty long time.

What have I been doing in the last third of the year? Nothing, Nothing is the answer but now I'm back, with a passion.

There is blogging to be done and I am the one to do it, news, geek stuff, apple etc.

So hopefully I will have at least one blog on here a day and if I don't? So be it but at least I'm going to try and it starts today.

PS Expect an abundance of blogs in the next couple of days.

Ever Wanted To Trade a Paper Clip For a House?

I know you've just read that title and went, What chu' talkin' 'bout Willis?

but a Montreal man, that sounds like a super hero name "Montreal Man to the rescue!", did trade a paper clip for a house, not a straight house-paper clip swap, but he swap one thing for something else and so on and so forth,

Montreal Man has power to swap small useless items for large useful items, he's perfect for the Justice League.

And here he is,  Montreal Man in front of the house!

Fuck it, any one a strip of duct tape?

Here's the guys blog if you want to read more

iPad 2, It's Fucking Beautiful

It's here, iPad 2 was announced yesterday by none other than the man himself, Steve Jobs.

The Apple CEO said that they had been working on this product for a while now and he didn't want to miss it.

So let's get to it, The new iPad is smaller, how much smaller? A third smaller, you could pile three iPad 2s on top of each other and it would be the size of the iPad, it's thinner than the iPhone 4. 15% lighter, that's a whole lot of lightness. 9 times more faster, you can now game for longer. Dual Core processing, that's twice as much processing, and what's amazing is that it still holds 10 hour battery life and over a month on stand-by. But the question everyone asks how much? It retains the price of the first iPad at $499 a price hasn't been released yet but I'm guessing £429 like the old one.

Pictures 

iPad now comes in black and white, seen here
using the front facing camera to facetime

All new smart covers, magnetic so they auto align, come in
polyurethane and leather at price of $39 for polyurethane
and $69 for leather 

Seen here with the smart cover used as a stand.

So all in all the new Apple product is beautiful, and with Apple releasing iOS 4.3 it should be magnificent.

PS sorry for the lack of posts but I've been holding back until the release of this until I posted so stay tuned for more random anything blog :D

link to the Apple iPad site

http://www.apple.com/ipad/

FUCK

We use it on a daily basis, but where does it come from?

Obviously it is understood that the definitive meaning is fornication,

But how did it reach this,

Well in days of Yore, Judges would refer to prostitutes as people who would Fornicate Under Consensual Knowledge.

So in a court case, the Judge would shorten this "Bailiff bring in the F.U.C.K-ers"

From there on the act of physical love has been referred to as Fucking,

THE MORE YOU KNOW =☆

Holy Sheet Edible, Playable FUCKING AWESOME Angry Birds Cake!!!

So you're sitting playing Angry Birds on your iPhone and you think,

"I could eat these birds" well ponder no more

this kids dad made him an Angry Birds cake, I'll let the video do the rest of the talking

Yeah I Want To Read An Email From Past, I'm Not Being Sarcastic I Actually Do!!

Have you ever wanted to send yourself an email, and no not your boring present day self,

an email sent from the past, well today is your lucky day

http://futureme.org/ just set up an account, write an email pick a destination and when that email hits 88mph you're going to see some serious shit.

I mean pick a dat you want to receive it and boom send, then all you have to do is wait...

well you can do other things but then you can check your email when it's the date you choose.

I'm Dead Sexy!!!

I don't even know what this is, but yeah email this guy for some more sexy belly action

Wheezy Waiter!!

As far as YouTubers go, NigaHiga and shaycarl are up there,

But next in line is the asthmatic food server, i mean Wheezy Waiter,

The mixture of randomness and fun filled songs, this guy is hilarious.

The Joker vs. Flame Boy.

Most people don't know the true story behind the rivalry between Flame Boy and The Joker, humanity thinks that reason behind this is that Flame Boy is Batman's 2nd cousin on his mothers side, well humanity is wrong The Joker has hated Flame Boy as far back as Princess Diana's paper anniversary. But why, where, how? All these questions will be answered in due time, but first we must deduce who these two characters are. Let's start with Flame Boy, a young man growing up in East Sussex, Fla Mebo was known for his Couldn't Give a Crap attitude but that very same attitude was his downfall. You see Fla was what one would call a Pyromaniac, he enjoyed playing with pirates, one day Blackbeard and Fla where chilling out, and Fla decided to start tickling Mr. Beard, one thing lead to another and the cigar Blackbeard was smoking accidentally lit Fla's gasoline based hair gel on fire. He ran about screaming which, in Blackbeard's eyes, was hilarious. Blackbeard came up with the name Flame Boy, wait a minute if you add a y into Fla Mebo you get Flame Boy, sorry I side tracked there. The Joker on the other hand is the arch enemy of Batman. Now we know the story of both The Joker and Flame Boy, I can now finish the main story, as young children they were the best of friends until one day The Joker took Flame Boy's building blocks, which didn't make him happy, so shit got serious and a fight broke out, both of their parents didn't stop it, the bet on it. The fight went on for years until one day they forgot what it was they were fighting about and just stopped…

The Joker one day remembered and text Flame Boy about but he never heard back, and that is why there us an Ultimate Rivalry between the two.

TL;DR they hate each other

Update on the Situation!

No not the situation from Jersey Shore,

The blog situation, so i said in the past that i would post so many times a week and on wednesdays i would do wallpapers. But no i'll blog how i like,

So just sit back relax and follow along!!

iPad 2 or iPad HD or Whatever, It's the 2nd generation iPad!!!

Holy shit, it's like the second coming of Jesus, except IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

It was all just rumours until today, Apple sent out invitations for March 2nd,

Obviously Gizmodo won't be invited, you know because of the whole iPhone 4 scenario.

But on a more serious matter judging by the rumours this thing sounds sweet, and i'll probably be purchasing one.

More on the subject as it progresses

FAILURE

The title describes it all i am a failure.

21 days ago was my last post, i am almost as disgusted as you.

Anyway let's look past this, and get on with our lives.

I will try to blog promise :D

I Fail :(

So on the first day of blogging I said i would try to blog at least 5 times a day, well I think I've successfully failed at that.

I decided that as long as i post once a day I'll be happy :D But if it's a good day and I'm in blogging mood I'll blog like a Portuguese lol

Classic Cartoons

Everyone has got that one cartoon that takes them back to there childhood, whether it be Scooby Doo or Pokemon, we all have this.

Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry do this for me, especially the Looney Tunes with Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner. But recently I seen an episode of Tom and Jerry, a new one, where there was no violence, none, the closest was a snowball fight. Which made me think what is wrong with the world? I mean I was shown Tom and Jerry with violence and I grew up to be normal, but nowadays kids will grow up to smothered by there parents.

So here's to the normal kids who actually enjoy mice hitting cats in the face with an ironing board.

Angry Birds is Legendary

I usually don't buy apps on my iPhone, I just get the free apps (because I'm a cheap bastard).

But after downloading the free version of Angry Birds, I was so addicted I had to buy it. And it was worth it, I can't tell you how many times I ran my battery down while playing it. It's one of those puzzle like games which just mesmerises me.

In my honest opinion if you don't have it go to the App Store and buy it NOW!! or not just really up to you.

Wallpaper Wednesday!

Wallpaper Wednesday is an idea I got from Lifehacker.

Basically I'm going pick a subject every wednesday and upload 5 wallpapers, I'm not forcing anyone to use the wallpapers but I'm just suggesting is all.

To kick off Wallpaper Wednesday I'll start with something every one likes, Chicks;

-Cheryl Cole
-Megan Fox
-Katy Perry
-Rihanna
-Pixie Lott

That was the first of Wallpaper Wednesday hope you got a new wallpaper.

Original Wallpaper Wednesday

I LOVE LEE EVANS!

The sweaty comedian has to be on of the most influential people in my life.

I've seen every one of live shows, and twice missed out to see him live, to my disappointment. Honestly if anyone wanted a Lee Evans impressionist, not saying that i look like "monkey boy", but I could probably do his live show with little or no practice.

Why all the Lee Evans chat? He's on Comedy Central right now, and I'm currently pissing myself laughing :D

Omegle

When you're bored and you have nothing left to do on the web, we all have a little shot on Omegle or Chat Roulette. But why? To see guys cocks? Nah it's for the pure entertainment of Middle Eastern trying to get girls to show tits or getting called a goth because you have long hair.

Anyway I go on to it out of pure boredom and for a giggle.

Steve Jobs.

It's been in the news that Steve Jobs has taken a leave of absence from Apple, which is truly gutting for a fan of the Apple products like myself and to honour the legend himself here's a infograph, enjoy;

Steroscopic Images!

Steroscopic Image of Random Aircraft Carrier

You may have seen images like this claiming to be 3D, and I know you always think how can this be 3D? I know this because I've been there.

But never fear, as I have cracked it!

You can see the 3D image by crossing your eyes. Crossing your eyes? Well not exactly crossing them, your left eye looks at the right image and your right eye looks at the left. Confusing? Yeah I was too but, you can get a basic explanation here.

Now you can watch any 3D video on youtube without glasses, gloat over all your friends who can't.


MysteryGuitarMan's Explanation of How to Set 3D Videos on Youtube!
Freddiew's 3DS Parody!

Last Post For Tonight: Lucid Dreams

One of the amazing feats you can achieve with lucid dreaming

Lucid dreams are basically dreams that you are aware of. Like if you have ever been dreaming and you thought to yourself this can't be real, I must be dreaming. That is what a lucid dream is.

Why I am talking about this? well for the past couple of months on and off I have been trying to induce them, why? because when you become lucid you are able to live out your wildest dreams, if you'll excuse the pun. 

You're intrigued? well there are different methods on lucid dreaming, a couple that i'm sporting right now is reality checks, every now and again I push my hand against a wall in hope that I'll will replicate this in a dream so when I do in theory I will pass through the wall in the dream. Another technique I tried once and may continue is "subliminal messages", it's a piece of music with hidden messages which you fall asleep to, so you hear them in your sleep so you can dream about it.

I've read forums and stories about people being lucid where they're flying and meeting celebrities and things like that, I haven't successfully achieved a lucid state. But when I eventually do I have plenty of plans.

This post is the sort of thing I want to do frequently so expect posts on lucid dreams.

PS

5th post of the night I feel I've done pretty well for my first nigh at the blogging game, just hopefully I stick at it, 5 post a day sounds like a plan, just need people to read them. See you tomorrow :D

Gary: Tank Commander

Just legendary, two words which describes the show that just finished on BBC 1 Scotland. 

The show is about 4 Scottish boys who've patrolled Iraq and Afghanistan, it's based around when they come back and are doing TA tasks.

Anyway tonights show was just top notch, at the start we find out that there is a possibility that Barrack Obama, who Gary nicknames Barry O B, is attending a climate control meeting in Scotland. It then shows the boys on foot patrol around fields, Gary being the gullible loveable character spots "a bugs bunny rabbit" which turn out to be a family wanting to bring a message of peace to Obama but proceed to be arrested by Gary and the gang. Through the episode they reveal  that the present of peace is a tapestry with Obamas face on it, towards the end of the episode there is a police escort which is hinted that it's for Obamas. Gary proceeds to give him the tapestry, he then gives it back and tells him that Obama has only 1 "m".

This is just a quick run through of the episode but honestly it's a great tv show and deserves to be broadcasted in all of Britain.

If you want to watch the episode or the rest of the Gary, click here

iPhone Update!

So I downloaded an app so I can post from anywhere on my iPhone, I decided that if I truly want to be an official blogger I want to post at least 5 times a day.

Anyway the app is good for blogging on the go but one downside is that there's no ability to add pictures so the posts may be lacking that special something, but it's good.

Scottish Facebook Takeover!!

Classic Ned with Mera peak Berghaus and "kery oot"

So last night has got to be the funniest nights on Facebook I've seen in a while,  just get this in here before I finnish the rest of the story, In Scotland a Ned is a Non-Educated Delinquent it's the equivalent of an English Chav/Yob or the American equivalent to a little ass hole teenager who goes out o the streets at night and drinks then goes home and gets there ass kicked by there parents.

Anyway, so early evening yesterday I seen the start of the takeover "The awkward moment a ned thinks it's cool to tuck his trakies into his socks" which made me chuckle, I went away for an hour or so to come back to an explosion of Facebook pages; "Dropping yer wayne off at primary school, then runin back to school so you don't miss your math exam", "Attacking bus drivers because the don't believe you're a half fare". Obviously I'm translating them into proper english, because only a true Scot would understand. I'll just explain they two pages; the first one jokes about the fact that many Scottish teenagers get pregnant at a young age and that they're starting school when they're mum is just finishing school. The second one plays on the fact that when Scottish teenagers turn 16 many still ask for half fares on the bus.

So that was my first real blog, how did i do?

Introductions!

Well, well, well what do we have here? Whats that you say? A blog? Oh yeah ok its a blog, I thought you could have came up with a more witty funnier comment but no, Blog will do.

So I know what you're thinking, What's this blog about eh? Well if you were smart enough to read the title you may already know, But anyway I digress this blog is about ANYTHING, that's right if it's a thing I would blog about it, from plants and trees to wasps and bees (see what i done there, little bit of rhyme).


But honestly it really varies from things that interest me and things that are going on in my life, so it could be about Apple one day and what's on tv another. It could go from rants about the social and moral implications of the war in Iraq to Gary: Tank Commander on BBC 1 Scotland at 10:35 pm tonight, seriously watch that it's too funny too miss.


Anyway hope you enjoy this as much as I hope I'll enjoy writing it :D